wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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