Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
How does it feel to date your dad?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
