none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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