Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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