You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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