the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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