They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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