what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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