I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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