yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
