he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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