I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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