dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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