Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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