she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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