Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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