North Korea, Best Korea!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
FUCK WHALES
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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