Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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