I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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