somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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