try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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