Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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