Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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