how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
