Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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