Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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