How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
