"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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