He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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