no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
try to milk me bitch
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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