i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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