like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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