Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I have post one night stand depression
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