Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
