when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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