Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
