in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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