Fuck appropriateness.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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