I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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