She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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