there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
