I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
my sisters under your porch take her home
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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