can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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