I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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