we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
