we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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