Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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