do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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