Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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