if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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