i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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