i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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