are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think I am morally bankrupt
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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