there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
