thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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