Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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